The Queen Is Missing!
Strenuous pounding rattles the door at 13 Paternoster Row. The heads of Madame Vastra and her guests Leela, Clara Oswald, Professor Litefoot, and Henry Gordon Jago jerk towards the annoying noise.
“Can you get that Strax?" Jenny yells from the scullery. “Breakfast is almost ready!”
“Should I prepare automated laser monkeys, scalpel mines, and acid for those who dare to encroach our domicile, Madame?” Strax hopefully inquires.
“I think answering the door would suffice for our first approach,” Madame Vastra replies while tasting the air.
“Quiet down, human scum!” Strax yells over the continued pounding. As he opens the door, a flushed and agitated Bram Stoker practically falls inside.
“The Queen is missing!”